"if you’re a girl and you’re participating in no shave november… it’s gonna be no dick december. lol. haha" ah yes that’s what i am truly afraid of. not getting dick for a month. i will be sure to focus my choices around getting dick. that is what really matters in my life. intercourse and intercourse only. getting dick. i live for dick. i feel enlightened by your witty and intelligent remark, thank you, you brave and original soul
(Source: interruptedbyanal, via lionwalker)
"People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear."
"Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with."
"True friendship resists time, distance and silence."